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Sep 2017
Dogs die at 15, cats too. Elvis died at 42. Many people don't make it. What was his secret? Diet! Elvis loved to eat foods that ensured four-plus decades of life. He was careful not to consume anything that caused premature death, or: death before 42. Everyone knows that Elvis was a night-owl who often gave Cadillacs to everyone. In 1970 a down-on-his-luck ***** begged Elvis for a Cadillac. Elvis told him to be at the Cadillac dealership tomorrow at 2 for a big surprise. The next day the ***** arrived on time to find that the Cadillac dealership had burned down. The ***** was arrested for arson because he had been framed by Elvis.
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