...so he said You are the jewel in the crown Skin so smooth, almond like brown Teeth white as the winter snow To you my princess, I kneel to bow
...and she replied** If I am the jewel in the crown I belong to a King not you clown If my skin is smooth and brown Why do you wag your tail around? If my teeth is white like snow So what! Why can't you understand my 'No' Calling me a princess and bowing is fine But if you try crossing your flirting line My slap will turn your face red to shine! Don't bother me, spoilt creatures, Else you'll be counting your infinite stitches! Move away, I am not here for roadside speeches Else you'll be pushed in the ***** pool of leeches...BEHIND YOU!