Women scare me, especially those who cross-dress as pirates & truck-driving teamsters with teeth more or less. I never thought it sanitary to swim in a sanitary sewer as my vision dims and my days alive grow fewer. I held your paw while you were being examined, de-clawed & de-flead, your fleas smashed with a hammer. Please forgive me my coarse language, my exposed hairy shin, my lower hanging lug nut what led you to sin.