Come on, come on!
Step right up!
I am the most popular attraction!
Step on me, step on me
Harder, harder
Show me why
I'm my mother's worthless daughter!

Hey you, next in line !
Come step right up
stomp all over my spine
I'll even give you a deal
10 stomps for a dime!
Show me how my trust for you
Was a waste of my time!

You're next sir!
Come on up and crush my soul!
Squish it between your fingers
Bruise it deeply
with that there pole!
Burn it if you wish to,
I'll even throw in some free coal !

I'm the main attraction
Step right up and you will get some action!
Use me, use me
I beg of you please
I'm here for you to stare
To kiss
To squeeze
I'm the main attraction
I'm not here to tease
I'm just an object
And I am free of all fees!