If I were Superman
(which I am)
You would be my Lois Lane
(which you are)

If I would fight bad people
(which I do)
You’d be my reason to succeed
(which you are)

If I could have superpowers
(which I do)
You’d be the one I’d use them for
(which you are)

If I could fly
(which I can)
I’d carry you wherever you wanted to go, at night, under the moon
(which I will)

If I had super-strength
(which I do)
When we ****, I’d pick you up because I could
(which I do)

If I had super-sight and could see all
(which I can)
I’d know that you like me
(which you do)

If I had x-ray vision
(which I do)
I’d use it to see right through you
(which I can)

If I had an eidetic memory
(which I do)
I’d remember everything you’ve ever told me
(which I can)

If I were invincible
(which I am)
I’d stay with you forever
(which I will)

If I were to die somehow, someday
(which I will)
You’d be the person I’d want to see last
(which you will be)

Let’s face it dear, this Superman
(which I am)
Will always be here
(period)