the earth melted, I saw it coming. The ground folded, I found it funny. The sky turned green and the grass turned blue, i forgot to tie my shoelace but I'm  not wearing shoes. The birds swam and the fish flew, I breathed water, and didnt turn blue. I came in last but I won the medal, I won the foot race but actually pedaled. I broke the law and won a prize, I lost my mind but didnt cry. I saw a ghost it was in real life, I got shot by a gun in a dream last night.