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Apr 2017
floadin arn them thar electra banjers
n barndarz. Aven scrubs frum da ghetta
hadda baseboll batta row thar rufftarp
raaffs ta flegpolls *** lairvl wit sheik sharkz
- ez ISIA gon aquatactickle
arn heartlann ***, nart no globble wahmin!
Swim Laden's J.R.'d granqaeds rin carntro,
biff wall Krizdyun nufta flow lark sin,
terrah leader I-tollah Ray Nothing's
higrey aitchtow barms mart *** Wahomin's

Yellerstun Woe-mart wyett az Demmercraz, bur
way wideloadlynns lyla-lemmd barb buv
                                                       tharnslut
- ma doughy buoys, well het Dryoming yit!
Yoo Wez wulks arn warder, heck, drahvs arnet
lark Obesus Krysler, Hour Lard, cruise fard
parna sequoya! Ma nex gourdgrindarz NASASS
lebrel cellah cyants scumwads, hose fubard
urb satlite staykouts. See, dang midlo Marzazz
outtalunch gulches bin ay-lan cridders
- dems troggladarts ** scarf rid deetryders,
Lysander 'Lice' Hardy-Pearce
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Lysander 'Lice' Hardy-Pearce  41/M/East Anglia, England
(41/M/East Anglia, England)   
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