Lately, I have been suffering
From being slightly absent-minded,
Forgot to flush the Lav last night
Which almost left our lass blinded?
You dirty old sod!
You’ve forgotten to flush the chain,
Staring into the pan, she says
Looks like the remnants of your brain,
A genuine mistake possibly,
Fear will always be reminded of my error,
Her normally very passive tongue
Was now raging words of terror?
Yet I can see an escape route,
Or shall we say a viable excuse,
To explain my left deposits
Which were a little loose?
I know it has been a while my dear
Since you last visited the traps,
So I thought I would leave you a reminder
Then maybe just perhaps,
As it is over a week,
Since you last had a show,
I also detect a hint of jealousy,
Cos at least I can go!