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The Devil, is a lawyer

The lawyers walk along the street

thousand dollar shoes upon their feet

Housed in buildings, tenth floor with views

office not a cube, paying out club dues

 

Banging the legal secretary, on the ottoman

her bonus not a surprise, to each and everyone

The kids put up, at greater boarding schools

home they'll be for the holidays, thinkin dad's a tool

 

The Benz is in the shop, the BMW second choice

wife's harping, just won't stop, grating is the voice

The boss wants the briefs by noon, you better get them in

he'll have your nuts over a fire, and that's, just to begin

 

If my boss were the Devil, a few things I would do

like bring him morning coffee, and a pastry, one or two

There's no winning in the end, to hell you will be bound

after all of your summations, Devil still, will drag you down

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Written by
TemporalFugue
64 / M
Published
Feb 17, 2017
Lines·Words
16·150
Notes

Yup, and his brother too! :D

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#devil#humor#lawyer
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