they’re back in black
AC/DC T-shirts so ******* new you can see the hole left by a Target price tag
that was probably ripped away just days ago.

they’re too young to fall in love
and they think Motley crew is the ****
while the English teacher in me wants to scream
“it’s Crüe, you *******!”

they say they’ll die with their boots on
but this ain’t no maiden voyage, I mutter underneath my breath,
to no one in particular at all.

they wanna rock --
    they want
         to
           rock!

but they just don’t understand:

you gotta fight
for your right
to party.