I'm a **** in silverfoil with an outlaw's Excaliber. Bottle of Moet, I'll glass 'em like a poet. You don't seek my mad company, but should you meet bad company, don't woz your pretty head over secret ingredi- ent in my Punisher's Pigfeed.
Coz you gotcha self a guardian stalker, gotcha back, aintcha noticed how all of your opponents slowly grace missing posters? Guardian angel taking out his frustrations on your every enemy: you don't know you need me. Coz every kiss I miss I gulp to my fist, every yelp of my heart calls for a friggin' riot!
Sometimes you feel me on the night, your own personal Dark Knight. I firebombed Brighthouse - why didja think that tumbledryer was on the house? I won the war of all your stalkers, but last code red cost me a cold blood rap. 'Cherchez la femme' my ooh-la-la Remoaner Knox Road tat. Reminds me ...
I'm your guardian stalker, I went bit Christopher Walken on your daughter's bully's father in a black balaclava. Guardian stalker, you know that ****** dogwalker found facedown in the duckpond - I did it for you, Fido too! Coz every kiss I miss I gulp to my fist, every yelp of my heart calls for a friggin' riot!
Guardian stalker, uh-huh! Guardian stalker o' her! Guardian stalker, uh-huh! Guardian stalker o' her! You can't **** a man who's already been killed by love. You can't **** a man who's already been killed by love. Emergency convening of COBRA can't **** a man killed by love. Even Walker, Texas Ranger can't **** a man killed by love!