That Donald Trump? He's thicker than a whale's ****! Nope, That didn't work He's still becoming president. Activists around the world must continue searching For that perfect combination of words to highlight How stupid he is How stupid his supporters are And thus bring them over to our side.
You fools! These people are working two jobs one week And getting fired from both jobs the next And all you could offer was memes and social experiment videos? People don't want your memes! Nor do they want your veganism Your Eastern philosophy Your meditation Your glittered faces Your acid induced self discovery Your fat bass drops Your hashtag lookatmeimsuchagoodperson statuses Or your white reggae revival projects. They want money They want power And they're right to want it. They wanted it so bad that a talking tangerine's promise would suffice.
And where were you? You were a thousand feet up in the cultural clouds You did this. You just let a president get away with pushing drone strikes in the morning Because he did comedy skits with celebrities in the afternoon.
Your craft beers and independent cafés Have booted the poor out of town centres All over the world.
When they needed socialism You sympathised but were too unique to call yourself one.
When they broke out in riots You were there at the front With your polaroid Photographing the blood and broken glass.
You hide yourselves in safe spaces Delete people who disagree with you And condemn others for building walls.
None of you are hipsters It's always someone else Who is the hipster.
But you all have the brains and the hearts To turn the world around. Because for every ***** grabbing racist There is someone too tired and too desperate To accept anything short of extreme. The only madness now is moderacy And if you speak for something real Conversation is all it will take. The day we became too cool for movements Was the day we lost.
Until we do, our next liberal hero Will be a Rasta president Bent over for Wall Street with a lust for war Loved by all after his first act in the oval office Was to take a selfie whilst sparking a joint. Not cool man, Not cool.