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Oct 2016
A duck can drink and walk
but can he catch a fish and fly
we're about to find out

after getting drunk that night
he stumbled inside
a police station full of cops

the duck started slurring his words
blacked out with his **** in the air
he was so drunk the fish was in the other end

the police are puzzled what to do
so they stuck him in a zoo
until the duck starts acting like a duck
i **** at humor so let me know if you think this is funny
Michael Hill
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Michael Hill  Powell river
(Powell river)   
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