david bowie sang space oddity in two different channels: one high pitched on the left side and one low pitched on the right side. the result is more harmonious than a poptart flying out of a toaster oven. the advertisements for poptarts always show gooey goodness in the middle when in reality it's crumbly ****. why is the word "****" more acceptable than "****?" why are profanities on a spectrum, and not just this black/white state of good/bad? is it better that way? maybe i'm rambling at this point; maybe i'm more incomprehensible than conceptual art. either way, i am an either/or blank anti-yes? how many question marks finish this sentence???