Easy answer to a simple problem Raise my hands and scratch the **** thing But then again, why should I have to? Why must I immediately raise my hands to scratch my itchy nose?
Is it because the itch is caused by a parasitic alien? Hellbent in destroying my body by tickling my prickly nose hairs? And thus if I scratch my nose I would rid myself of said parasite? No no no, the idea of such a thing is of the utmost absurdity
The most logical answer is that I must rid myself of discomfort Discomfort: Quite a word indeed to one that lives well Where I can sit comfortably on a couch in an air conditioned house And I can still find something that causes discomfort
Perhaps after I rid myself of this infernal discomfort I shall go to the kitchen and make myself a lovely roast With some scallion potatoes on the side with green beans And then rub uncomfortably on the chair because my ******* itches