I work in a cookie factory. We're told not to eat any Or we'll be fired. Luckily for me, I work in the section that makes Oatmeal with raisins. Yesterday I got called to the managers office. "Michael, since you're doing such a good job, We're moving you to the choclate chip section." My face sunk in horror. "What's wrong? I thought you'd be delighted." "The thing is sir, Choclate chip is my favorite flavour."