Vapid people dribbling vapid ****. A society of ****-eyed, drunken infants debating politics memorised from Fox News.
We, the awakened, plastering social media with doll-faced mannequins captioned with some Eastern Philosophy we read in Cosmo, enhanced with a filter titled "Who The **** Is Lao Tzu?" Comments read: goals af. (Insert emoji here)
And praise the Indigo Children! It's a true gift indeed to talk about activism until blue in the face. My, what a spiritual hue, are you. Are you?
A generation of craft makers, weaving their way through the alcoholic labyrinth, drawing the Hungover Man from a Rider Waite tarot deck, for another episode of Dull and Duller next weekend.