Is this really real?
I read it in the news
But it is not news
It doesn't, no, it shouldn't matter to anyone
Not anyone with any sense
And we're all going in one direction
Straight to hell  
A band breaking up
Happens all the time
A band where no one plays an instrument
Is not really a band
It's not really music
And we're all going in one direction
Straight to hell
And pillow talk
Tell the little girls what they want
Because they don't know,
But sell them sin and they will buy
Without knowing why
We're all going in one direction
Straight to hell