coca cola is nice as it goes to my belly

and made my tongue feel like a bowl full of jelly

you see athena says coke is a medicine

which removes the stress out of my body

you see as i was walking down the streets

trying to do what the doctors tell me, it’s making me dwell

saying i believe coke can cure you

and i also believe it can make you happy

because in this life you will die one day

you see dying is like entering another party be happy as you drink coca cola

medicine of the gods

you see i want my stress to completely disappear

cause, dudes i  try to be a low stressed person

you see i will never get the job i want

because the employer wants me to be perfect

you see, dudes, i believe in being happy

and not feeling sad

so please leave me alone ya dead old hag

if you want a great medicine, try coca cola

for coca cola is the best medicine, dudes