If you could see us now, huddled up on this bathroom floor like the wet towel in the corner, a most-likely-used toilet brush covered in ash & hair is the next closest thing in arm's reach to a real statement.
You want to know what it's about? You do not want to know what it's about.
To dunk those pearly whiteheads in oil and expect whiter pearls would just be silly.
Take the bedazzlings from their feet and what is left to judge that which they do not want to know?