The dog licks his bowl
Wondering, what's that funny but nice taste?
The owner of the mutt
Was ****** off his face.
He gave the dog scotch
What kind of ****** are you?
The dog slurped up the lot
And then he ate some spew.
Yum Yum Yum
As he munches on the crap
Then the dog has a heart attack
Died and never came back.

(c) Tommy K