He heard the door slam She would be back tomorrow Bet my last dollar on it One week Would have lost that bet Odds on, she’ll be back tomorrow Stake my life on it Lost that one Birthday coming up Two to one she’ll walk through the door Just going through a losing streak Anniversary She wins by a mile Fell at the finish Christmas She’ll need to turn up for her present Put this behind us The odds are good New years resolution I quit, bet you I do She’s not coming back What were the odds on that.