So...if I was better looking.
You'd talk to me, I'd make you laugh, you'd sleep with me.
If if I was, better dressed,
You'd talk to me, I'd make you laugh, you'd sleep with me.
If I had more money,
You'd talk to me, I'd make you laugh, you'd sleep with me.

But, you know what?  I could be all these things but you don't deserve me.

If you had anything. Be anything. Do anything. You'd only want things not me.