Rule number one:

If it's personal, don't talk about it.

Rule number two:

If you talk about it, don't lie about it.

(And don't lie about talking about it.)

Rule number three:

If you lie about talking about it,

you

had

better

have a plan.

Rule number four:

It had better be a good plan.

Rule number five:

You had better have a backup plan.

Rule number six:

If all else fails, you had it coming.

Rule number seven:

If you can't keep your mouth closed

don't do things you can't talk about.