I get *** 24/7
I pick up fat girls
skinny girls
both young and old
I like men too both young and old
I here every word
that comes out your lips, tounge, and cheaks
I sit around like a creep and just watch as you sit
I occasionally eat a little bird ****
but I repay with a sliver in your wrist
now you gotta complain and ***** about what I did
I've gone down in history as something truly important
people have sat and planned things I felt the first peice of cement fall from 9/11
I've been the first person to here about the wedding ring
Heard about the death of your mother or father before your family did
But I'll be here to sit your tired legs
I'll comfort you
I'll cherish every moment spent with you
I'll never kiss and tell
I"ll be your shoulder to cry on or your ear when you wanna yell
even though you'll look crazy
I'll never make fun of you
or send you away
thanks for stopping by
just feed the pigeons and watch them sit and play