What a fan-*******-tastic day it's been I'm so happy, I could scream I was hoping for a nightmare, but I only got a dream
And my dream was full of meadows, flowing streams and singing birds But I hated all their songs because they didn't have words
******* birds and your lousy chirping I'd rather hear the alphabet from a drunk guy burping So quit your constant squawking, I don't think you're pretty Your singing is like car horns honking in the city
Waking back up from my hellish dream I tripped down a hill and fell in a stream I couldn't see because of the fog So I grabbed onto Bigfoot, thinking he was a log
And as the sun shone its rays down onto my skin I screamed at the sky "God, where have you been?" But alas, still no answer. Still no sign of light I'll believe God exists the day he's in my sight
For now, Mr. Sunshine, stay out of my sight I'm done with your false face shining so bright Last time I saw you, my eyes caught on fire Now I am blind, and my pupils expired
Fan-*******-tastic, this whole day has been I wish I could live it again and again I just can't stop smiling, I just can't quit grinning Let's start this great day over from the beginning!