Apr 2015
captured in the psych ward, meet olly thomson
in the dark night a good samaritan named olly thomson was having a lot of problems
with his mind, you see it all started when he was visioning his little cat diamond was turning
wild to his eyes, and he had this vision from god to heal diamond, with his voices telling him what
to do. first diamond jumped onto olly’s computer, like he was sending a message, and the first
voice came saying, you must get rid of diamond, cause you see he is not diamond, he is much more
than that, you see at first he thought it was his best mate brett who died, and wanted to save him
and he was saying come on calm down diamond, calm down diamond, you have to remain calm
i will heal you diamond and then diamond started to fight back and another voice from an old school mate peter
saying, it’s a raccoon, **** it, we don’t want any of them in this country and then diamond let out a little meow
as if he was very scared and then linty chamberlain came into olly’s head saying, you must **** your cat, for it
is the dingo that killed my baby daughter Azaria, and olly’s dad said, it’s our cat diamond, he could be brett
he could be a raccoon and he could be the dingo that killed azaria, and diamond was dead and olly said, what have i done
and olly’s parents came down after they called the police, and they wanted to know what was bothering olly, and when
the police arrived, first they had a word with him, and then they carted olly off to the HDU, to get a mental health assessment
and as olly got caught the old mens kids who used to be his friend said, your not like us anymore olly and we don’t like you anymore
olly and illy said one word in the back of the paddy wagon, which was, i am the guy, your mother warned you about, you see olly
got that saying off the movie cabin by the lake, and the police ?shut the paddy wagon door on olly and drove him off to the HDU,
and when he arrived, all the mental health professionals were there, and olly was kicking and screaming and ron gave him a shot
of ****** to calm him down and then when he was completely calm the nurses allowed olly into the HDU, where olly did nothing
but watch the television, and talk to the nurses and also olly got on very well with charlie chaplin and patty roe, who had very good
conversations, and harry at the first glance of olly said, i am going to **** you, and ron went over to olly to ask him some questions
about why he is in there and olly said i am 323 years old and born on christmas day, and i lived underground while the dinosaurs
were roaming around the earth, and ron then brought out the breakfast trays, and then handed out the morning medications
and illy was handed risperidal, which was made to calm him down and he stayed on melleril as well, and at first risperidal was
helping him write stories, fact or fiction and he wrote a story which one of the nurses read saying, olly was the great don lane
and the don lane show was olly’s way to escape his painful voices, although none of that was in the poem he wrote about
him being don lane and then tommy came out to watch TV and olly touched tommy on his ***** saying, you are my best mate
on my pirate ship, and i remember tying you up in the bottom room on the deck and tommy said LEAVE ME ALONE YA ****
and went over to the nurses to put in a complaint about olly and every time olly’s parents came, and at the second they leave
olly jumped up and threw a very big tantrum needing four doctors to calm him down, and then olly went back to his chair to
watch TV and wait for his next visit by his parents, you see olly was a bit of a loner, you see his only real friends are his parents
and that was the reason why he killed his cat diamond, and he said to harry, ya know i am 323 years old and born on christmas day
and harry said, can you shut up, i don’t want to hear your constant chatter, because i have killed many a man, and i am devious and
cunning enough to **** you, while your in here, and olly said, i was the original santa claus and harry said ******* ****, i don’t care
who you are, you are fucken bothering me and then harry got up and walked over to hassle the nurses and then ron came out with
the lunches and olly said, thank you, i can do with a decent feed and charlie chaplin said yeah, but it’s not a decent feed here
and harry said, you expect me to eat this slop and threw his lunch all over olly and he said, is that any way to treat your ancestors
you see i am 323 years old and born on christmas day and my first life was your great great great great great grandfather and harry said
shut up **** and get the **** away from me, olly wood and olly said he was a hooligan after that, robbing banks and stealing ships
i even stole blackbeard the pirates ship, and chopped blackbeards head off and harry said SHUT UP **** and after lunch, ron went over to the TV room
to talk with olly and said, do you know you are ******* people off here and olly said, of course, but it ain’t my fault, i was merely stating out i was
harry’s ancestor and ron said, here is a eppelin, ok, it will control your overactive imagination and olly said, i am 323 years old and born on christmas day
and then said, i could be, you don’t know, your just a lousy psychiatrist, i am the spiritual healer of the land and ron went into his office to search
the web to find out olly’s problem and there was this new drug which can calm an overactive imagination which was seroquel, you know 700 mills
will control your mind, but it can hype your overactive imagination, so we may need to give you another drug called serenade, and keep
him here in the HDU for a few weeks to be monitored, as this medication mightn’t work and then at 5, ron brought out the dinners and ron spoke to
olly about changing his medication, to seroquel and serenace, but you must cooperate with us, because for some people seroquel can hype
you up, and the serenace is there to calm the seroquel down and olly said, when i was a kid, i was treated like an llke an old fogies kid or a hooligan
and i reckon that i need something for that because, i know my mates have moved on, but my illness says they moved on swearing to never muck
with the old fogie, olly, he’s not like us, cause he goes to bed early and olly said, there is another name he was called, a old bludger or a dole bludger
which could be because he had no cool friends when he was at school, and olly considered himself very cool and in 1 hour, ron brought out the nightly medications
and first to tommy, then to charlie and over to patty and over to harry and then he gave the seroquel and serenace to olly and olly said can i have a coke please
and ron went away got olly a cup of coke and clocked off and bought a pizza and went home to watch TV, and falling asleep on the couch, as usual, thinking
today went very well, he THINKS.
in the dark night a good samaritan named olly thomson was having a lot of problems
with his mind, you see it all started when he was visioning his little cat diamond was turning
wild to his eyes, and he had this vision from god to heal diamond, with his voices telling him what
to do. first diamond jumped onto olly’s computer, like he was sending a message, and the first
voice came saying, you must get rid of diamond, cause you see he is not diamond, he is much more
than that, you see at first he thought it was his best mate brett who died, and wanted to save him
and he was saying come on calm down diamond, calm down diamond, you have to remain calm
i will heal you diamond and then diamond started to fight back and another voice from an old school mate peter
saying, it’s a raccoon, **** it, we don’t want any of them in this country and then diamond let out a little meow
as if he was very scared and then linty chamberlain came into olly’s head saying, you must **** your cat, for it
is the dingo that killed my baby daughter Azaria, and olly’s dad said, it’s our cat diamond, he could be brett
he could be a raccoon and he could be the dingo that killed azaria, and diamond was dead and olly said, what have i done
and olly’s parents came down after they called the police, and they wanted to know what was bothering olly, and when
the police arrived, first they had a word with him, and then they carted olly off to the HDU, to get a mental health assessment
and as olly got caught the old mens kids who used to be his friend said, your not like us anymore olly and we don’t like you anymore
olly and illy said one word in the back of the paddy wagon, which was, i am the guy, your mother warned you about, you see olly
got that saying off the movie cabin by the lake, and the police ?shut the paddy wagon door on olly and drove him off to the HDU,
and when he arrived, all the mental health professionals were there, and olly was kicking and screaming and ron gave him a shot
of ****** to calm him down and then when he was completely calm the nurses allowed olly into the HDU, where olly did nothing
but watch the television, and talk to the nurses and also olly got on very well with charlie chaplin and patty roe, who had very good
conversations, and harry at the first glance of olly said, i am going to **** you, and ron went over to olly to ask him some questions
about why he is in there and olly said i am 323 years old and born on christmas day, and i lived underground while the dinosaurs
were roaming around the earth, and ron then brought out the breakfast trays, and then handed out the morning medications
and illy was handed risperidal, which was made to calm him down and he stayed on melleril as well, and at first risperidal was
helping him write stories, fact or fiction and he wrote a story which one of the nurses read saying, olly was the great don lane
and the don lane show was olly’s way to escape his painful voices, although none of that was in the poem he wrote about
him being don lane and then tommy came out to watch TV and olly touched tommy on his ***** saying, you are my best mate
on my pirate ship, and i remember tying you up in the bottom room on the deck and tommy said LEAVE ME ALONE YA ****
and went over to the nurses to put in a complaint about olly and every time olly’s parents came, and at the second they leave
olly jumped up and threw a very big tantrum needing four doctors to calm him down, and then olly went back to his chair to
watch TV and wait for his next visit by his parents, you see olly was a bit of a loner, you see his only real friends are his parents
and that was the reason why he killed his cat diamond, and he said to harry, ya know i am 323 years old and born on christmas day
and harry said, can you shut up, i don’t want to hear your constant chatter, because i have killed many a man, and i am devious and
cunning enough to **** you, while your in here, and olly said, i was the original santa claus and harry said ******* ****, i don’t care
who you are, you are fucken bothering me and then harry got up and walked over to hassle the nurses and then ron came out with
the lunches and olly said, thank you, i can do with a decent feed and charlie chaplin said yeah, but it’s not a decent feed here
and harry said, you expect me to eat this slop and threw his lunch all over olly and he said, is that any way to treat your ancestors
you see i am 323 years old and born on christmas day and my first life was your great great great great great grandfather and harry said
shut up **** and get the **** away from me, olly wood and olly said he was a hooligan after that, robbing banks and stealing ships
i even stole blackbeard the pirates ship, and chopped blackbeards head off and harry said SHUT UP **** and after lunch, ron went over to the TV room
to talk with olly and said, do you know you are ******* people off here and olly said, of course, but it ain’t my fault, i was merely stating out i was
harry’s ancestor and ron said, here is a eppelin, ok, it will control your overactive imagination and olly said, i am 323 years old and born on christmas day
and then said, i could be, you don’t know, your just a lousy psychiatrist, i am the spiritual healer of the land and ron went into his office to search
the web to find out olly’s problem and there was this new drug which can calm an overactive imagination which was seroquel, you know 700 mills
will control your mind, but it can hype your overactive imagination, so we may need to give you another drug called serenade, and keep
him here in the HDU for a few weeks to be monitored, as this medication mightn’t work and then at 5, ron brought out the dinners and ron spoke to
olly about changing his medication, to seroquel and serenace, but you must cooperate with us, because for some people seroquel can hype
you up, and the serenace is there to calm the seroquel down and olly said, when i was a kid, i was treated like an llke an old fogies kid or a hooligan
and i reckon that i need something for that because, i know my mates have moved on, but my illness says they moved on swearing to never muck
with the old fogie, olly, he’s not like us, cause he goes to bed early and olly said, there is another name he was called, a old bludger or a dole bludger
which could be because he had no cool friends when he was at school, and olly considered himself very cool and in 1 hour, ron brought out the nightly medications
and first to tommy, then to charlie and over to patty and over to harry and then he gave the seroquel and serenace to olly and olly said can i have a coke please
and ron went away got olly a cup of coke and clocked off and bought a pizza and went home to watch TV, and falling asleep on the couch, as usual, thinking
today went very well, he THINKS.
