tHe tABle Is TiPsY
(to say the least) .

The chair
slouches in the corner

dRuNk As A sKuNk.

That picture
looks slightly

hUnG OvEr.

The glass cabinet
has had(** ** **)  
oNe ToO mAnY.

The toilet
has obviously(obviously)  
bEen On ThE ****.

The walls
have been
mAkInG mErRy!

Even the cat
has been at the sherry.

Am I...am I

the only one

sober

in this room?