"Nothing's going to change, it's just Daddy will live at his new house, and Mummy will stay living here."
"Things will be so much better when you get to secondary school."
"You'll definitely use what we learn in this lesson in future life." "No, it's Daddy that doesn't want you to get your ears pierced, I'm fine with it." "We'll be best friends forever, won't we?" "No, I liked him before you liked him."
"I hate you."
"I love you"
"These exams are the most important things you've done so far." "That haircut looks so good on you!" "Of course I know how to pierce ears, who doesn't?!"
"These exams are the most important things you've done so far." "Things will be so much better when you get to university."
"Nah, no-one's actually allergic to MDMA, I reckon it's a government conspiracy." "Seven inches, swear down." "Oh, that assignment? It's at home."
"No, honestly darling, I love your tattoo!"
"I love you." "I won't be late."
"Now you're in the real world!"
Any sentence that starts with the words "When I was your age..."
"It's not that I don't like him..." "Oh come on! It'll be fun."