So i tried to be Snow White And did the whole pin-up girl look Red lips, black hair, white skin. then I joined a website and learnt how to cook and how to wield a rolling pin. Then I sat and waited for a charming prince who never came. So I got up and made an apple pie and lo seven guys turned up in a pinch but most of them were really lame and short and they didn't like the pie. I cried. I threw the pie into the trash where the rats choked on the apples and waited for their own true love's kiss.
(But then I needn't have worried about making a hash of things because later on the steps of an abandoned chapel, The Anti-Pest Society gave me an award for getting rid of all the rats and that's how I got work as an exterminator -which I am justifiably proud of and good at- So hasta la vista baby, I'll be back.)
Very quite different from the previous one on romance. Ha.