You like a troll.

You ain't got no bankroll.

You dance on a stripper pole.

You live in a sh*t hole.

During the day you hibernate like a mole.

Everything you got you stole.

You lost all hope.

You can't see your life under a microscope.

Around the house you mope.

Don't look at me like I'm mother teresa or the pope.

There's another life on the other side of the *****.