My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me, yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.
Spliting me in two.
One side pink.
The other side, more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse all day.
But never feel gay.
Feel free to whistle.
If you feel the need to.
But never say I am gay.
Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.
But never say I am gay.
Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.
As I strut. and say.
Morning Misses Hay.
Morning Paul she will say.
How are you today.
I will wink, and then proceed to say.
Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.
But do’nt call me gay.
Yes, I noticed, then she walks away.
Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today.