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On the First day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me A transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the second day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me Two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the third day of Xmas, my Dep Rep gave to me No women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the fourth day of Xmas, my Dep Rep gave to me, Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the fifth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me Five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the sixth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports team, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the seventh day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the eighth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Eight cheater’s trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men!  Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the ninth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, nine pharma lobbyists,  eight cheaters’ trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties,  no women’s sports teams, two all gender locker rooms, and a transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the 10th day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters’ trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the 11th day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me 11 lost scholarships, 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters' trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women's sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skiv-vies! On the 12th day of Xmas my Dem Rep gave to me, 12 preferred pronouns, 11 lost scholarships, 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters' trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant ment! Four phalloplasties, no women's sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skiv-vies!
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Dec 20, 2019
Dec 20, 2019 at 9:22 PM UTC
12 Days of Xmas from the Democratic Party
On the First day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me A transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the second day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me Two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the third day of Xmas, my Dep Rep gave to me No women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the fourth day of Xmas, my Dep Rep gave to me, Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the fifth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me Five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the sixth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports team, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the seventh day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the eighth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, Eight cheater’s trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men!  Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two fake ******* and a transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the ninth day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me, nine pharma lobbyists,  eight cheaters’ trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties,  no women’s sports teams, two all gender locker rooms, and a transwoman in her skiv-vies. On the 10th day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters’ trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women’s sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skivvies. On the 11th day of Xmas, my Dem Rep gave to me 11 lost scholarships, 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters' trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant men! Four phalloplasties, no women's sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skiv-vies! On the 12th day of Xmas my Dem Rep gave to me, 12 preferred pronouns, 11 lost scholarships, 10 years of electrolysis, nine pharma lobbyists, eight cheaters' trophies, seven teens with breast binders, six double mastectomies, five preg-nant ment! Four phalloplasties, no women's sports teams, two all gender locker rooms and a transwoman in her skiv-vies!
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Dec 20, 2019
Dec 20, 2019 at 9:22 PM UTC
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