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I once ****** a girl on a bus; She had pimples, all oozing out pus; She said, feigning shock, "My, what a huge **** But she never noticed my truss. I once ****** a girl in a train; She was short, rather fat and quite plain; The smell of stale ***** Which arose from her bunk Obliged me to **** her again. I once ****** a girl on a boat; She smelled awful, worse than a stoat; I fingered her *** Which made us both come And I wiped the **** off on her coat.
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Feb 10, 2015
Feb 10, 2015 at 11:46 AM UTC
Three Classy Public Transport Limericks
I once ****** a girl on a bus; She had pimples, all oozing out pus; She said, feigning shock, "My, what a huge **** But she never noticed my truss. I once ****** a girl in a train; She was short, rather fat and quite plain; The smell of stale ***** Which arose from her bunk Obliged me to **** her again. I once ****** a girl on a boat; She smelled awful, worse than a stoat; I fingered her *** Which made us both come And I wiped the **** off on her coat.
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Feb 10, 2015
Feb 10, 2015 at 11:46 AM UTC
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