Around midnight,
When the world is quiet,
I hear a rustling, along with a meow;
It's going to be a long night.
Though I tried to refrain,
I ended up opening the door.
A black blur bounded into my bedroom,
And nearly caused me to fall on the floor.
With a might jump, she landed on my bed,
Making biscuits with her form of hands.
If I were to disturb her, I'd end up dead.
Her eyes dilate, and you can see her pupils grow.
She looks like a sassy tiger on her throne.
I guess there's no point in trying to move this loaf of bread,
Since she weighs a ton and I don't plan to get bitten.
So, begrudgingly, I settle under my blankets,
As a motor purrs at my feet.
She's my idea generator,
And my oxytocin savior.
I guess one night will suffice,
Better that than lose my life.
Tread carefully 'round this loaf of bread,
Lest you wish to wind up dead.
Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM UTC
Around midnight,
When the world is quiet,
I hear a rustling, along with a meow;
It's going to be a long night.
Though I tried to refrain,
I ended up opening the door.
A black blur bounded into my bedroom,
And nearly caused me to fall on the floor.
With a might jump, she landed on my bed,
Making biscuits with her form of hands.
If I were to disturb her, I'd end up dead.
Her eyes dilate, and you can see her pupils grow.
She looks like a sassy tiger on her throne.
I guess there's no point in trying to move this loaf of bread,
Since she weighs a ton and I don't plan to get bitten.
So, begrudgingly, I settle under my blankets,
As a motor purrs at my feet.
She's my idea generator,
And my oxytocin savior.
I guess one night will suffice,
Better that than lose my life.
Tread carefully 'round this loaf of bread,
Lest you wish to wind up dead.
