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We take a mains water supply and proper drainage for granted now, but not so long ago they were new things, and not everybody had them. My old boss told me about the time they turned up for work at a cottage where a woman lived alone, just in time to see her empty her **** *** out of the bedroom window onto the tiles of the lean-to. Half way through the morning she asked if they would like a glass of home-made lemonade, and dipped a jug into the water **** saying " I like to use soft water. " Having noticed that the lean-to tiles emptied into the water **** they found themselves in a slightly awkward position. When the woman appeared proudly offering the full glasses of lemonade, my old boss said  " I think I heard someone at the front door. " Off she scurried and the lemonade was quickly disposed of in the flower bed.
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Nov 15, 2015
Nov 15, 2015 at 10:37 AM UTC
The lemonade incident
We take a mains water supply and proper drainage for granted now, but not so long ago they were new things, and not everybody had them. My old boss told me about the time they turned up for work at a cottage where a woman lived alone, just in time to see her empty her **** *** out of the bedroom window onto the tiles of the lean-to. Half way through the morning she asked if they would like a glass of home-made lemonade, and dipped a jug into the water **** saying " I like to use soft water. " Having noticed that the lean-to tiles emptied into the water **** they found themselves in a slightly awkward position. When the woman appeared proudly offering the full glasses of lemonade, my old boss said  " I think I heard someone at the front door. " Off she scurried and the lemonade was quickly disposed of in the flower bed.
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Nov 15, 2015
Nov 15, 2015 at 10:37 AM UTC
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