Man's best friend is his worst fiend.
Tip the photographer, not the dealer
let alone the unlucky charm.
As a bucketbot
I have a spare part
sadly kidney lost
broken heart left
Kiba got his cut.
That hand's bet...
dead-certain-debt
One question left:
Did he eat or sell it?
Goofy plushky white fur
by no means pure
paws all false pretense...
Italian goon!
Couldn't be more tense.
I am a goner!
Dec 3, 2024
Dec 3, 2024 at 3:23 AM UTC
Man's best friend is his worst fiend.
Tip the photographer, not the dealer
let alone the unlucky charm.
As a bucketbot
I have a spare part
sadly kidney lost
broken heart left
Kiba got his cut.
That hand's bet...
dead-certain-debt
One question left:
Did he eat or sell it?
Goofy plushky white fur
by no means pure
paws all false pretense...
Italian goon!
Couldn't be more tense.
I am a goner!
Inspired by Buckethead's song "Electronic Slight of Hand", after a night of playing cards with my sweetheart Claudia in which my husky kept messing up the cards.
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