"I pledge allegiance
to the Flag of the United States of Mar-a-lago,
and to my kingdom, for which it stands,
one Nation under God and me,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all
except for
immigrants, legal or not,
who have neither
liberty nor justice,
as well as those
who vouch for immigrants,
who have neither,
and my friends,
who have liberty but not justice"
If you are going to recite this,
substitute "my" with
"Trump's" or "His"
—note the uppercase—,
and "me" with
"Trump" or "Him".
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Signed:
Not Donald J. Trump
May 27
May 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM UTC
"I pledge allegiance
to the Flag of the United States of Mar-a-lago,
and to my kingdom, for which it stands,
one Nation under God and me,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all
except for
immigrants, legal or not,
who have neither
liberty nor justice,
as well as those
who vouch for immigrants,
who have neither,
and my friends,
who have liberty but not justice"
If you are going to recite this,
substitute "my" with
"Trump's" or "His"
—note the uppercase—,
and "me" with
"Trump" or "Him".
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Signed:
Not Donald J. Trump
A modified, UNOFFICIAL version of the pledge of allegiance that Americans do in their schools every day.
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