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Not even kidding. I have been in the throes of a sort of mid-life crisis, because I can't have any more babies. I ******* LOVE BABIES My best friend is pregnant right now. Soooo pregnant. It's ******* adorable. And I, I am unable to have ANY MORE BABIES. BUT I LOVE BABIES. No **** you guys, I really like to have babies. I am ******* GOOD AT HAVING AWESOME BABIES. My ****** was like baby ******* paradise. And I just had a miniature midlife crisis over the fact that I had to use the word "was" right there. If I still had that ****** I would be forced to use multiple layers of protection to ward off fertilization, and MORE BABIES. I LOVE BABIES. I can gestate like a ************ Oh wait, maybe more like a ****** mother, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ******* BABIES! And when I give birth, I do it kamikaze style, with only a couple minutes notice for the attending physician. BLINKED? OH NO, SORRY DR. ************ YOU ******* MISSED IT! Back when I had a ****** like last year, I was fertile like a thing that is incredibly fertile. You had to put an army between me and my ****** or some **** would go on and I would be all, oh! A new kid! That's inconvenient! But man, you know, you birth a child, it's insanely difficult on a level incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't done it, you work through it. And then ******* hell, you're the mother of 3 teenagers and your very productive ****** is all **** YOU, SERIOUSLY? And you put it out of   your misery, and then, a few months later, you think it would be nice to have another baby.
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Jun 5, 2013
Jun 5, 2013 at 11:36 PM UTC
I ******* love babies
Not even kidding. I have been in the throes of a sort of mid-life crisis, because I can't have any more babies. I ******* LOVE BABIES My best friend is pregnant right now. Soooo pregnant. It's ******* adorable. And I, I am unable to have ANY MORE BABIES. BUT I LOVE BABIES. No **** you guys, I really like to have babies. I am ******* GOOD AT HAVING AWESOME BABIES. My ****** was like baby ******* paradise. And I just had a miniature midlife crisis over the fact that I had to use the word "was" right there. If I still had that ****** I would be forced to use multiple layers of protection to ward off fertilization, and MORE BABIES. I LOVE BABIES. I can gestate like a ************ Oh wait, maybe more like a ****** mother, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ******* BABIES! And when I give birth, I do it kamikaze style, with only a couple minutes notice for the attending physician. BLINKED? OH NO, SORRY DR. ************ YOU ******* MISSED IT! Back when I had a ****** like last year, I was fertile like a thing that is incredibly fertile. You had to put an army between me and my ****** or some **** would go on and I would be all, oh! A new kid! That's inconvenient! But man, you know, you birth a child, it's insanely difficult on a level incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't done it, you work through it. And then ******* hell, you're the mother of 3 teenagers and your very productive ****** is all **** YOU, SERIOUSLY? And you put it out of   your misery, and then, a few months later, you think it would be nice to have another baby.
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Jun 5, 2013
Jun 5, 2013 at 11:36 PM UTC
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