You want it
greener
leaner
longer
stronger
variegated
and you want it cheaper?
Keep a shotgun by the door
for when the wolves come calling.
Mar 10
Mar 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM UTC
You want it
greener
leaner
longer
stronger
variegated
and you want it cheaper?
Keep a shotgun by the door
for when the wolves come calling.
If it ain't looked over a gate
it doesn't belong on
the plate.
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