She sat there and drank
As the Titanic sank
And the people were running about
"There's no need to worry,"
She said without hurry,
"I expect to be wined 'til they're out!"
The waiter dropped tray
As he scampered away
And the champagne now flowed on the floor
The woman looked down
With a sizeable frown
And gargled and belched, "I want more!"
Aug 25, 2013
Aug 25, 2013 at 10:13 PM UTC
She sat there and drank
As the Titanic sank
And the people were running about
"There's no need to worry,"
She said without hurry,
"I expect to be wined 'til they're out!"
The waiter dropped tray
As he scampered away
And the champagne now flowed on the floor
The woman looked down
With a sizeable frown
And gargled and belched, "I want more!"
