Journal 12
My briefs were frozen because I put them in the freezer. I thought that freezing my unmentionables would make me a stronger person. I was alarmed by how ******* small my genitalia shrunk. Wow. My briefs were so ********* cold. Cause they were frozen. Holy **** I walked outside in these briefs and wondered if I had remembered my lunch box. Holy **** There was an egg salad sandwich in that lunch box.
***I ran frantically across the road back to my house, but a car ran me over. My skull had been concussed and decapitated on the windshield of that ******* car. Man. I wish I had worn those bunny slippers, because those were my lucky bunny slippers.***
Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 1:18 AM UTC
Journal 12
My briefs were frozen because I put them in the freezer. I thought that freezing my unmentionables would make me a stronger person. I was alarmed by how ******* small my genitalia shrunk. Wow. My briefs were so ********* cold. Cause they were frozen. Holy **** I walked outside in these briefs and wondered if I had remembered my lunch box. Holy **** There was an egg salad sandwich in that lunch box.
***I ran frantically across the road back to my house, but a car ran me over. My skull had been concussed and decapitated on the windshield of that ******* car. Man. I wish I had worn those bunny slippers, because those were my lucky bunny slippers.***
