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My name is bill, no capitalization, required, the Writer will be ill, soon, once he gets me, or my friends in the mail, my cousin e bill. Won’t be far behind, a marvel of technology! I am famed and legendary, but be wary, we attack in groups and bunches and don’t rely on hunches that you settled with us. We don’t make a fuss or a muss, we will cut off your cable, and internet, see? Hydro and Natural Gas you can ill afford to miss, we do pay dates, instead of play dates. So if you don’t pay up we are through with you, hope you can find your self in the dark, call us and we will talk until your cell phone loses power or they drop your call from their towering collection. So with affection, from us named bill, make a plan and a will, to pay us on time, after all it is your dime, until it is ours, all ours. You can take that to the bank, but we will do it for you too! Save you the trip... signed the bills P.S.(we were going to list a few, but we don’t name names, we just collect Presidents and Prime Ministers, they may be dead or royalty, but they are acceptable to faceless nameless ones,called bill(s), Thanks!) ©DWE042013
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Apr 23, 2013
Apr 23, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
What is in a name (unofficial Ode to bill)
My name is bill, no capitalization, required, the Writer will be ill, soon, once he gets me, or my friends in the mail, my cousin e bill. Won’t be far behind, a marvel of technology! I am famed and legendary, but be wary, we attack in groups and bunches and don’t rely on hunches that you settled with us. We don’t make a fuss or a muss, we will cut off your cable, and internet, see? Hydro and Natural Gas you can ill afford to miss, we do pay dates, instead of play dates. So if you don’t pay up we are through with you, hope you can find your self in the dark, call us and we will talk until your cell phone loses power or they drop your call from their towering collection. So with affection, from us named bill, make a plan and a will, to pay us on time, after all it is your dime, until it is ours, all ours. You can take that to the bank, but we will do it for you too! Save you the trip... signed the bills P.S.(we were going to list a few, but we don’t name names, we just collect Presidents and Prime Ministers, they may be dead or royalty, but they are acceptable to faceless nameless ones,called bill(s), Thanks!) ©DWE042013
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Apr 23, 2013
Apr 23, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
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