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I speak in praise of the ******** yes, and as a male, I decline to be clandestine about this. The reason I so admire the ******** is that it's the female's key to being multiply ******** and frankly, I'm in awe of this. You see, the male ***** can't compare because, of course, it has a dual purpose.   It wasn't put there just for bliss, which is the only purpose of the ******** Males must just resign themselves to their dangling ganglia, the **** which is so easy to malign compared to the delicate paradigm of the **** and its remarkable economy of design. Now I realize that females may be suspicious of my focus on their ******** but actually, I think it’s ingenious.   My own discovery of this was serendipitous and propitious. You see? Really, I’m envious of the ******** because it's indefatigable and delectable, (I think she likes a little nibble), and anyway, there’s not much point in trying to distinguish between *********** and the ******** So there's my poem to the little **** with admiration and respect. I speak in praise of the ******** Truly. A gift for all of us.
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Oct 30, 2012
Oct 30, 2012 at 4:47 PM UTC
Ode to the ********
I speak in praise of the ******** yes, and as a male, I decline to be clandestine about this. The reason I so admire the ******** is that it's the female's key to being multiply ******** and frankly, I'm in awe of this. You see, the male ***** can't compare because, of course, it has a dual purpose.   It wasn't put there just for bliss, which is the only purpose of the ******** Males must just resign themselves to their dangling ganglia, the **** which is so easy to malign compared to the delicate paradigm of the **** and its remarkable economy of design. Now I realize that females may be suspicious of my focus on their ******** but actually, I think it’s ingenious.   My own discovery of this was serendipitous and propitious. You see? Really, I’m envious of the ******** because it's indefatigable and delectable, (I think she likes a little nibble), and anyway, there’s not much point in trying to distinguish between *********** and the ******** So there's my poem to the little **** with admiration and respect. I speak in praise of the ******** Truly. A gift for all of us.
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Oct 30, 2012
Oct 30, 2012 at 4:47 PM UTC
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