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this is the first time i ate a watermelon, like i did today... it's going way back back to the times we were apparently apes... so there's this gorilla sitting on a windowsill, with diced watermelon pulp... oh wait, what's in his bowl? the outer-layer, including the hard skin of the watermelon... you're ******** he's eating that too? what, ever see a gorilla peel a banana to get a babushka jew-head out from the outer layer? (insinuating circumcision) gorilla eats the whole thing! and he's sitting there, insinuating: fibre... excess chewing, keeps the dentist away... so between chewing on the outer layer of the watermelon (including the hard skin) - he drops pieces of diced watermelon pulp into his gob, to water the chewing dynamic... what? you do it with apples and pears, and cherries, and grapes... the gorilla says: fun experience... intermission of a gulp of beer... it's hard to imagine a gorilla being the size that he is, having the cullinary skills of saying: oi! oi! don't fry that plantain! eat it raw! half an hour it took him to chew through the red pulp and the outer layer... and he thought: **** as painful on the jaws as i might have chewed a gum for 2 hours.
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Jun 10, 2017
Jun 10, 2017 at 12:06 PM UTC
gorilla & a watermelon
this is the first time i ate a watermelon, like i did today... it's going way back back to the times we were apparently apes... so there's this gorilla sitting on a windowsill, with diced watermelon pulp... oh wait, what's in his bowl? the outer-layer, including the hard skin of the watermelon... you're ******** he's eating that too? what, ever see a gorilla peel a banana to get a babushka jew-head out from the outer layer? (insinuating circumcision) gorilla eats the whole thing! and he's sitting there, insinuating: fibre... excess chewing, keeps the dentist away... so between chewing on the outer layer of the watermelon (including the hard skin) - he drops pieces of diced watermelon pulp into his gob, to water the chewing dynamic... what? you do it with apples and pears, and cherries, and grapes... the gorilla says: fun experience... intermission of a gulp of beer... it's hard to imagine a gorilla being the size that he is, having the cullinary skills of saying: oi! oi! don't fry that plantain! eat it raw! half an hour it took him to chew through the red pulp and the outer layer... and he thought: **** as painful on the jaws as i might have chewed a gum for 2 hours.
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Jun 10, 2017
Jun 10, 2017 at 12:06 PM UTC
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