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Okay Jeff what have you brought in today. Today Mary I’m going to show you the super juicer. That’s a big one Jeff. It sure is Mary, total satisfaction guaranteed. What does it do Jeff. Take this banana Mary, place it in the juicer. What about the melons Jeff. They’re a handful Mary, watch this. My god Jeff, what a device. See how it came there Mary. Right Jeff, what can it do with pears. Well Mary, I place the cream on the pears, what do you get. Ecstasy Jeff, that hits the spot. Now Mary, you may think this is just a juicer, but try it in this position. My god Jeff. Did it hit the spot Mary. Did it ever. What would you pay for a juicer like this Mary. I would pay the earth Jeff. Also Mary, there are three different speeds. My god Jeff, horizontal, semi squat, and comatose. Can you afford not to buy this Mary. I can’t Jeff, it’s mine. Mary, Mary come back, you can’t take it home with you
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Dec 20, 2015
Dec 20, 2015 at 10:40 AM UTC
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Okay Jeff what have you brought in today. Today Mary I’m going to show you the super juicer. That’s a big one Jeff. It sure is Mary, total satisfaction guaranteed. What does it do Jeff. Take this banana Mary, place it in the juicer. What about the melons Jeff. They’re a handful Mary, watch this. My god Jeff, what a device. See how it came there Mary. Right Jeff, what can it do with pears. Well Mary, I place the cream on the pears, what do you get. Ecstasy Jeff, that hits the spot. Now Mary, you may think this is just a juicer, but try it in this position. My god Jeff. Did it hit the spot Mary. Did it ever. What would you pay for a juicer like this Mary. I would pay the earth Jeff. Also Mary, there are three different speeds. My god Jeff, horizontal, semi squat, and comatose. Can you afford not to buy this Mary. I can’t Jeff, it’s mine. Mary, Mary come back, you can’t take it home with you
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Dec 20, 2015
Dec 20, 2015 at 10:40 AM UTC
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