.
The special speculative speculum
examined an orifice one day.
Upon its initial inspections
it was clearly heard to say
'I've been in some holes before
but this one takes the biscuit.
I should go in a little deeper
but don't know if I should risk it.
For there is a blockage here,
one I would rather not disturb.
I should really try to describe it
but I am struggling to find a verb.
It was always going to happen,
one day it would come to pass,
when in would walk a patient
with his head stuck up his arse'.
© Pagan Paul (14/12/17)
Dec 14, 2017
Dec 14, 2017 at 6:35 AM UTC
.
The special speculative speculum
examined an orifice one day.
Upon its initial inspections
it was clearly heard to say
'I've been in some holes before
but this one takes the biscuit.
I should go in a little deeper
but don't know if I should risk it.
For there is a blockage here,
one I would rather not disturb.
I should really try to describe it
but I am struggling to find a verb.
It was always going to happen,
one day it would come to pass,
when in would walk a patient
with his head stuck up his arse'.
© Pagan Paul (14/12/17)
