The elections are done and dusted
the results are all squared up
the cliched media champagne shots
while you drink from the victory cup
So a pretty good vote for the SNP
and a chance to pick a path
a referendum for Scotland's New Age
Cameron thinks you're having a laugh
But could an independent Scottish state
flourish North of the border
For Downing Street it would really grate
causing anguish and disorder
At home in the land of my fathers
our nationalism is awful
jobs for the boys expenses used to buy toys
so much ****** useless waffle
Our status there is lower than yours
oh boy it is such a pity
at least you are a country
not a poor ****** principality
So with hope for a bonny new future
your oil and renewables may help
you need political class and a boot up the ***
If you fail them the voters will yelp
So now you are into the parliament
Southern Scotland is your new domain
I am sure you won't fail to keep hot on the trail
of a future that's bright once again
May 14, 2011
May 14, 2011 at 2:36 AM UTC
The elections are done and dusted
the results are all squared up
the cliched media champagne shots
while you drink from the victory cup
So a pretty good vote for the SNP
and a chance to pick a path
a referendum for Scotland's New Age
Cameron thinks you're having a laugh
But could an independent Scottish state
flourish North of the border
For Downing Street it would really grate
causing anguish and disorder
At home in the land of my fathers
our nationalism is awful
jobs for the boys expenses used to buy toys
so much ****** useless waffle
Our status there is lower than yours
oh boy it is such a pity
at least you are a country
not a poor ****** principality
So with hope for a bonny new future
your oil and renewables may help
you need political class and a boot up the ***
If you fail them the voters will yelp
So now you are into the parliament
Southern Scotland is your new domain
I am sure you won't fail to keep hot on the trail
of a future that's bright once again
A wee bit of fun for the New SNP Member for South of Scotland, I read it to her yesterday.
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