You want to know how to rule the world?
You want my recipe for total **********
Fine. I'll spill.
1 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar.
Mix till creamy.
Two large eggs.
1 teaspoon vanilla- real, none of this "imitation" garbage
1 teaspoon almond extract
Beat in well
2&1/4 cup of flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
Fold in.
Don't mix too much or they'll be tough.
Stir in an entire bag of chocolate chips.
Add nuts if you want.
Bake at 375 for 10 minutes for each pan.
Food isn't just the way to a man's heart.
People will do anything for a cookie.
May 30, 2013
May 30, 2013 at 9:29 PM UTC
You want to know how to rule the world?
You want my recipe for total **********
Fine. I'll spill.
1 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar.
Mix till creamy.
Two large eggs.
1 teaspoon vanilla- real, none of this "imitation" garbage
1 teaspoon almond extract
Beat in well
2&1/4 cup of flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
Fold in.
Don't mix too much or they'll be tough.
Stir in an entire bag of chocolate chips.
Add nuts if you want.
Bake at 375 for 10 minutes for each pan.
Food isn't just the way to a man's heart.
People will do anything for a cookie.
This is a legitimate recipe from Tollhouse. It produces reactions of, "Oh my God, you made more cookies?! We love you so much! umm.....these are so good!!!"
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