I have a cat.
I lied; I don't have a cat...
I pack heat so the ****** on the block don't **** with me.
*I lied; I don't pack heat and those ****** **** with me every day...*
I have oranges growing from orange trees in my greenhouse because I believe in growing my own food and living a healthy lifestyle.
I lied; I eat at McDonald's every day...
I don't do drugs.
*I lied; I'm addicted to ****** and I'll abuse just about any substance you put in front of me...*
I've got a lovely girlfriend who loves me just as much as I love her.
*I lied; I'm single and lonely and I **** off like clockwork...*
I write decent poetry.
I lied; This isn't a poem... it's a depressing heap of words I thought might pass for poetry...
I -
lied...
I'm actually extremely happy and optimistic and nothing in the world can stop me from achieving my--
Yeah...right.
Jan 3, 2014
Jan 3, 2014 at 12:48 AM UTC
I have a cat.
I lied; I don't have a cat...
I pack heat so the ****** on the block don't **** with me.
*I lied; I don't pack heat and those ****** **** with me every day...*
I have oranges growing from orange trees in my greenhouse because I believe in growing my own food and living a healthy lifestyle.
I lied; I eat at McDonald's every day...
I don't do drugs.
*I lied; I'm addicted to ****** and I'll abuse just about any substance you put in front of me...*
I've got a lovely girlfriend who loves me just as much as I love her.
*I lied; I'm single and lonely and I **** off like clockwork...*
I write decent poetry.
I lied; This isn't a poem... it's a depressing heap of words I thought might pass for poetry...
I -
lied...
I'm actually extremely happy and optimistic and nothing in the world can stop me from achieving my--
Yeah...right.
